NOW AVAILABLE, FARTICUS MAXIMUS STINK-OFF BATTLE OF THE CENTURY! Farticus Maximus, Greatest Gladiator of All Time, is back in the arena with his arch enemy Gassius Brutus, whom he must butterfly-kiss or face losing his beloved Rhina forever! Will the power of Farticus’s almighty wind be strong enough to prevail? Also features grannies who don’t toot (or do they?), the return of the Stick Dudes in ‘Phwooohhh!’, new Fartoons and more!

Farticus Maximus has a gut-busting secret weapon—the potent strength of his flatulence! Have a whiff of this hilariously funny Roman tale!  Plus read other equally stinky stories! Such as a teacher with a deadly gas problem, a mischievous grandpa who won’t stop letting rip, a kid ashamed of his dad’s on-the-nose job and heaps more! Written and illustrated by best-smelling author Felice Arena !

 

Reviews for Farticus Maximus

'This book is soooo unreal and cool . . . I laughed so hard that I farted!'
Zachary Middleton aged 8

'It was REALLY funny, I liked it when Farticus accidentally farted on his brother and he fainted.'
Kentaro Shibata aged 9

'Farticus Maximus is a great book! It was a very funny story.'
Orna Monaghan aged 9

'Hysterical (but) not for the fart-hearted!'
Alexander Lalor aged 9

These reviews stink:

'I’m not surprised that he would write such a book. He comes from a long line of wind-breakers. I blame his father really. I’ve had to put up with his under-the-bedcovers trumpet symphony every night for forty-five years!’
Mrs Arena, author’s mother

‘It’s a gas!’
Bad Pun reviewer from Bad Puns Magazine

‘The stories and comic illustrations in this book will blow you away!’
Another Bad Pun reviewer from More Bad Puns Magazine

‘Dahl, Jennings, Pilkey, Cicero, Chaucer, and now Arena offers his take on the art of passing gas. Writers are sick!’
Professor J. Snooty, Literature Department, Old Stuffy University